Sunday, March 1, 2009

Stairs vs Elevators vs Escalators

Ok here is this weeks topic, Stairs vs Elevators vs Escalators.

Stairs are fucking shit. I hate them and will avoid them where ever possible from now on. Assholes.

Elevators and Escalators win. Can't be arsed choosing between them.

Next week normal service will resume, Simpsons v South Park v Family guy v Futurama

8 comments:

  1. stairs are also like escalators except escalators are metal and hurt more. elevators win.

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  2. hmmm, good call! maybe elevators should win...

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  3. I like an escalator, because an escalator can never break.
    It can only become stairs.
    You'll never see an 'Escalator Out of Order' sign, only 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'

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  4. OMG - you didn't seriously write a blog comparing Stairs, Escalators and Elevators. Tell me this is a joke...

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  5. I like stairs. but i have coordination.

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  6. What if the only access to your favourite KFC was via 100 stairs, but your nearest Nandos was via an elevator? Which does the fatty fatty choose?

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  7. "OMG - you didn't seriously write a blog comparing Stairs, Escalators and Elevators. Tell me this is a joke..."

    No, its very serious as you should be able to tell from my clear evidence based approach filled with tonnes of research. There is at least 50 citations in this piece.

    "I like stairs. but i have coordination."

    I wish I did.

    "What if the only access to your favourite KFC was via 100 stairs, but your nearest Nandos was via an elevator? Which does the fatty fatty choose?"

    Who has a favorite KFC? I would just go to the closest. Nando's would probably charge to use the elevator if it was at a Canberra store.

    What weightloss program did you use? I clearly need your health advice...

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  8. I'm on the "Eat less fatty fatty shit and be less fatty fatty" diet. Strange concept, I know. But it works, trust me!

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